Monday, August 22, 2011

Puppy Chronicles -- Part 2

Good morning to my fan club!  
Everyone here keeps calling me D-O-L-L (I don't know what that is).   My new mom says that I am the most well-behaved puppy she's ever seen.    I walk outside with Mom like a real pro; she says she's never seen anything like it!    I'm no longer afraid of thresholds, or subway grating.   Stairs are a whole 'nother matter, and we've been avoiding crowds, but I'll come around.     

I'm adjusting really well to life in Brooklyn!     Mom put me on this new diet.. no more kibble for me!    I ate a huge chicken wing yesterday -- I will have the best teefs!    I have to go to the vet-ri-narian (I think I spelt that right) on Friday so that they can stick needles in me... I'm scared, but I'll get over it.

Now, there's the matter of those Katz.     Vaggio the Terrible is my buddy; he seems to like me!    Sherman just stares me down still, and I only chased him once =)     Benjamin and Sophie are two weasles who didn't come from out of the bed all day yesterday.     We all got something called Flower Essences last night to sooth our nerves, and everyone is a little better today!

This morning, I woke Mom up at 3AM because my tail started wagging and banging against my temporary bedroom (krate?) and she was afraid I was going to wake the neighbors.    So we went out for a stroll.    Now I'm chomping on a bully stick.     I'm so darn cute.

Talk later !

Brandi

Sunday, August 21, 2011

The Puppy Chronicles -- Part I.

Hi there..
My name is Brandi.  

I'm new here.    I just arrived from North Carolina last night, and today, I came to live in Brooklyn Heights with Phyllis & her Four Fabulous Felines.  

I've already gone on two long walks.   I walk great for a 4-ish month old puppy, and everyone stops to say hello.   But alas, I'm not crazy about :  (1) thresholds, (2) stairs (3) subway grating, and (4) crowds, even small ones.     But not bad for my first walks out with Mom.

Mom just bought me all sorts of stuff .. I now have a bright red harnss, a matching bright red collar, two Kongs, and bully sticks to chew on.  

I'm going to be a raw fed dog!     Mom stuffed some raw turkey into one of my Kongs, and I think I've died and gone to Heaven!

Now about those Four Fabulous Felines.    Vaggio The Terrible came right out to say hello to me and Johnny, who drove me to Brooklyn Heights.    We *might* get along well !     Sherman has been staring me down for the past half hour.    But Benjamin & Sophie .. they must be here somewhere... Here Kitty Kitty !!     But so far, they haven't emerged from under the bed *sigh*

I'm very tired from my long walk, and Mom has to go kitty sitting, and then off to the butcher to get me stuff to chew on !    YEAH!    I'm happy to be here, and will write more soon.   Maybe after my nap.

Love & licks,
Brandi